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• Clouseau : Does your domestic dog bite?

  Alpenros Hotel Clerk : No.

  Clouseau : [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.

  [Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the manus]

  Clouseau : I idea you said your dog did not bite!

  Alpenros Hotel Clerk : That is not my dog.

• [after Clouseau accidentally reduces a piano to a pile of splinters]

  Mrs. Leverlilly : You've ruined that piano!

  Clouseau : What is the toll of one piano compared to the terrible crime that'due south been committed here?

  Mrs. Leverlilly : Simply that'due south a priceless Steinway!

  Clouseau : Not anymore!

• Francois : Practise you know what kind of a bomb it was?

  Clouseau : The exploding kind.

• Clouseau : Tell me do y'all take a reum?

  Munich Hotel Clerk : I do not know what a 'reum' is.

  Clouseau : [looks up the word 'room' in his German lexicon] Zimmer.

  Munich Hotel Clerk : Ah, a 'room'.

  Clouseau : That is what I have been saying, yous idiot. Reum. Zimmer.

• Clouseau : At that place is someone in this room who knows more about the murder than he is telling.

  Mrs. Japonica : Murder?

  Clouseau : What was that you said?

  Mrs. Japonica : I said "murder".

  Clouseau : What murder?

  Mrs. Japonica : I-I-I don't know, y-you said "murder".

  Clouseau : I said murder? *You lot* said murder!

  Mrs. Japonica : No, I said murder because *You* said murder.

  Clouseau : *I* said murder?

  Mr. Shork : Y'all said there is someone in this room who knows more about the murder than he is telling.

• Clouseau : Now then, what do we know? One, that Professor Fassbinder and his girl accept been kidnapped. Two, that someone has kidnapped them. Iii, that my mitt is on burn down.

• [Clouseau has dressed himself as a local doctor/dentist in society to gain access to the gothic castle that is Dreyfus' headquarters; he is now examining Dreyfus for a bad molar, simply accidentally puts his thumb in Dreyfus' middle instead]

  Dreyfus : OW! My centre!

  Clouseau : Your center? I thought it was your tooth.

  Dreyfus : Hmm? It IS my molar!

  Clouseau : I wish you'd brand your mind upwardly; I don't usually make castle-calls in the heart of the night yeu kneuw!

• Clouseau : [later on Dreyfus is knocked into the river for a second and third fourth dimension and Clouseau thinks he is trying to hide that he's upset] I'thousand afraid today is just non your mean solar day, my friend.

  Dreyfus : [apace stands upwardly] Oh, just information technology is! It is, my "friend" after three, long terrible years it is AT Final my solar day! I will non allow, "repeat," non permit anything..."repeat" anything to spoil information technology. Now, I will walk yous to the gate, to the car which should rightfully exist mine. And so I volition buss you lot goodbye!

  [kisses Clouseau'south cheeks]

  Dreyfus : And and then I will have my meeting with the sanity commission, and they will set me free! And so...

  [gets hit in the head with an pointer and turns to Clouseau]

  Dreyfus : I will kill you!

  [starts choking him]

  Clouseau : [running away] Francois! Commencement the auto!

  Dreyfus : [chasing close behind] KILL YOU! Impale YOU!

• Clouseau : Good evening commissioner. How are yous, how is madame and all the little Commissioners?

• Clouseau : This reminds me of my younger days at the Surete police academy. The parallel bars - my speciality. I was something of an athlete, you lot know. Yes, yes. I was known as the Pavlova of the parallels. Oh, aye.

  [starts swinging on the parallel bars]

  Clouseau : Yep, it'due south all coming back now.

  [sings]

  Clouseau : Ah yes, I call up it...

  [loses grip and falls downward the stairs]

  Clouseau : Aagh! Well, that felt adept.

• [Exits a closet subsequently mistaking it for the door out of the room]

  Clouseau : About ingenious. The old closet ploy. I actually must congratulate yous. If at that place'southward one thing I do relish, it's a adept closet ploy.

• Clouseau : Look, there is no need for yous to speak unless I ask you a question. What is your proper name?

  Mr. Shork : I'm Shork, the gardener.

  Clouseau : What is it yous do?

  Mr. Shork : I'm the gardener.

  Clouseau : And so why didn't you say that to me in the first identify?

  Mr. Shork : I did.

  Clouseau : Don't try to be funny with me, monsieur!

• Clouseau : [on the phone] Hello, this is Chief Inspector Clouseau. There is a beautiful woman in my bed and a dead human being in my bath.

• Clouseau : What did yous say your name was?

  Mr. Shork : Shork.

  Clouseau : The cook!

  Mr. Shork : Gardener.

  Clouseau : Ah, at present nosotros're getting somewhere!

  [points to the beekeeper]

  Clouseau : You!

• Clouseau : [after knocking Cato unconscious, goes to answer the phone] Relax. I'll go it.

• Clouseau : Oh, yes. It is obvious to my trained heart, that there is much more going on here than meets the ear. Earlier you lot are dismissed, Mr. Stiffsticker, I suggest you count your bees. May find one of them is missing.

• Clouseau : You have received a beump on the head.

  Dreyfus : Beump?

  Clouseau : What?

  Dreyfus : You said beump.

  Clouseau : Yes, I know that. It is a big beump. You could receive the concussion from such a beump.

• Clouseau : [chatting with Scotland G nigh sniffing out Dreyfus, who now has Europe's most infamous hitmen working for him] Of grade it won't be easy; cipher worthwhile always is. That is why I have always failed where others take succeeded.

• Bar Patron : Something wrong, Ainsley?

  Ainsley Jarvis : No of grade non, Bruno. The Inspector here was just warning me that I had to watch my footstep. Yous see, back in French republic, he'southward known as King of the Tango.

  Clouseau : [shocked] Tango?

  Ainsley Jarvis : Oh, I'd honey to.

• Clouseau : This is a very serious matter, and everyone is this reum is nether the suspicions.

  Mr. Bullock : Reum?

  Clouseau : What was that?

  Mr. Bullock : You said 'reum'?

  Clouseau : Yep, I know that!

• Clouseau : I take merely received discussion that sometime Chief Inspector Dreyfus has escaped from the insane asylum. For some reason, the Deputy Commissioner thinks that he might effort to kill me. Plainly, the poor human is crazier than anyone gives him the credits for.

• [final lines]

  Clouseau : Cato! You imbecile, non at present Cato!

• Clouseau : A beekeeper who has lost his voice, a cook who thinks he'south a gardener, and a witness to a murder.

• Clouseau : [bearded as Dr. Schirtz] Hello... It'southward Dr. Schirtz from the village, y'all know.

• Clouseau : Are you alright, former main inspector?

• Olga Bariosova : I gave Cato the dark off.

  Clouseau : But what has happened to my reum?

• [Clouseau is walking through a pitch-black room with a lucifer in his hand; calling out]

  Clouseau : Is at that place anybody hiding at that place in the dark?

• Clouseau : Allow me to assist you.

  Dreyfus : No! I'thou fine. Never better. Just a niggling... a little shaky. Probably the shock of... I hateful, the surprise of seeing you lot here again today.

• Clouseau : Well now, I expect you're all wondering why I asked you hither

  [steps on Mrs. Japonica'south foot. She screams]

• Olga Bariosova : If you lot're going to take a bath, I want to accept i with you. Darling, information technology'south freezing out here. Permit me in.

  Clouseau : [opens the door to the bathroom, Olga kisses Clouseau] Madame, I abort you for the murder of the human in this bathtub.

  Olga Bariosova : What?

  Clouseau : And I must warn you that anything you say volition be taken downward and used in evidence against me. You.

• Quinlan : You'll need assist.

  Clouseau : I prefer to do this alone.

  Quinlan : Yes, simply if Dreyfus is what we suspect, he probably has an ground forces behind him.

  Clouseau : No, of course it won't be easy, but nil worthwhile ever is. That is why I have always failed where others take succeeded.

• Clouseau : Cato my little yellowish friend, I'thou home!

• Clouseau : Well, until we come across again and the case is solv-ved.

• Clouseau : Mark my words, François. Sinister forces are at piece of work.

• Clouseau : For me, the greater the odds, the greater the shallenge. And, equally always, I have the shallenge. Well, I am off to Munich.

• Clouseau : Out with the bad air, in with the good. Out with the bad air, in with the good. Out, in.

• Mrs. Leverlilly : What is your proper name?

  Mrs. Leverlilly : Mrs. Leverlilly.

  Clouseau : Mrs. Loveliver.

• Clouseau : That was hell downwardly there.

• Olga Bariosova : Come dorsum to bed.

  Clouseau : Yes, yes, of form. Into the bed, you lot know.

  Olga Bariosova : And take off those and so-featherbrained pajamas.

  Clouseau : You may rest bodacious you will never meet these so-airheaded pajamas again. That I tin clinch you.

• Clouseau : [in bed] That was my voice singing a niggling song nosotros used to sing in the Resistance to keep up the cou-rage.

  Olga Bariosova : Was it hard for you lot in the Resistance?

  Clouseau : Very hard, but not as difficult as it is now.

  Olga Bariosova : Darling, relax. Resistance is over.

  Clouseau : My darling. Mmm. My beautiful darling.

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Source: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075066/characters/nm0000634

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